Moshburger

by Insanity Alert

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1.
Disco Demolition The butt-jump, the boogaloo, the wheel and the split They won’t last a minute performed in the pit They dub it, they jazz it, we’ll shred it and thrash it we’re derailing the soul train tonight Four on the floor Counterculture for losers, opinionless wimps Robot galore As they follow their leaders, blind to the world The hustle will crumble and vanish in blood Their dancefloors shall perish, slowly they’ll rot The screams, the fire, they all serve a higher Purpose, as our swords strike ‘em down Four on the floor Counterculture for losers, opinionless wimps Robot galore As they follow their leaders, blind to the world Electronic rape of identity Dance to the beat with the herd Laserbeam indoctrination Theater of the absurd No one in their right mind Could stand that shit all night It’s up to us to save them now Fear not my friend, I’ll tell you how The solution is total destruction Disco demolition is the only way to go
2.
Life’s Too Short (For Longboards) Life’s too short For longboards, for longboards I see ‘em everywhere It’s like a pestilence Life’s too short Don’t wanna think about it I need to clear the air I am a friendly person Life’s too short Why should I care about it? But everywhere I go these dorks are getting in my way I tell them to fuck off and die, hey what else can I say? These trendy fuckin’ wannabees are ruining my fun Open up the gates of hell, the war has just begun Whatever happened to The world that I once knew Life’s too short I woke up in a nightmare Everyone’s sliding by It makes me wanna die, but Life’s too short For me to leave already Dude... that’s not a skateboard You call it cruiser, well, I call it a cancer It’s a fuckin disease, rollin’ down the street, and it’s bothering me, can’t you see? Man, fuck this shit, I don’t have time for this, I don’t have time for this, cause
3.
Pact With Satan Made a pact with Satan and he told me to skate Drop outta school and stay out late Smoke weed everyday, party every night Thrash maximum speed till the mornin’ light Made a pact with Satan cause I’m better off that way Satan told me: “Don’t forget! Raise your fist and bang your head Devilhorns up in the sky! Obey me now or you will die!” For the glory, for the win Don’t give up and don’t give in Mosh till death, let evil reign Start the age of the insane Made a pact with Satan, signed my name in blood Sold my soul to the devil, yeah to hell with God I’m in Satan’s debt for eternity But I shall not fear, he will look after me Made a pact with Satan, in Hell you all shall rot Satan told me: “Don’t forget! Raise your fist and bang your head Devilhorns up in the sky! Obey me now or you will die!” For the glory, for the win Don’t give up and don’t give in Mosh till death, let evil reign Start the age of the insane
4.
Desinfektor 01:53
Desinfektor Time to kill some micro-organisms Bacteria and more Chemicals and UV radiation Destroy all endospores Burning eyes, rotting skin, hair is falling out The result of a virus working overtime, no doubt Getting weaker by the minute, seeing double and you’re coughing up blood Have no fear, in this world I am God Desinfektor!!! Aggressive biocides, they show no mercy Living tissue they infect You’re in need of a force to dispose of all this horror? Well, you’ve come to the best Burning eyes, rotting skin, hair is falling out The result of a virus working overtime, no doubt Getting weaker by the minute, seeing double and you’re coughing up blood Have no fear, in this world I am God Desinfektor!!! You thought you were fine, you were doing alright It caught you off-guard like a thief in the night Now you’re on the floor, gasping for air Caught in your own toxic hemisphere You lost all control over body and mind A dead lump of meat, switched off and confined Biocides took you down, and they want you dead Let me handle this shit, cause you’re in way over your head
5.
The Times Are A-Thrashin’ Come gather ‘round thrashers Report to the pit Don’t listen to reason They’re all full of shit The world is a warzone Corrupt to the bone Most people aren’t worth savin’ The times are a-thrashin, let us rage Let’s punch the whole world in the face Times are a-thrashin Come moshers, headbangers Please heed the call Let’s kick in the doors And let’s slam in the hall Their lines will be crossed As our curse will descend Where is their God now to save them? The times are a-thrashin, let us rage Let’s punch the whole world in the face Times are a-thrashin 4 x They want us dead until we die here We’re only fuel for their machine So let us cause a short circuit Live and die by our means We push them aside And take what they have Destroy what they love Annihilate them Come gather ‘round thrashers Report to the pit Don’t listen to reason They’re all full of shit The world is a warzone Corrupt to the bone Most people aren’t worth savin’ Where is their God now?
6.
Why Is David Guetta Still Alive? Work hard, play hard, keep partyin’ like it`s your job Can someone put an end to this, can someone make the beat stop? The world is full of shit and freaks, so many pay the price I wonder why no one has stopped this musical demise Why is David Guetta still Alive? Dance of the apocalypse, pollution of our ears Who’s burning down the house, we need coureagous volunteers The discs need to be ruined, turntables vandalized. So many questions answered, one question never dies Why is David Guetta still Alive?
7.
Wake & Bake 02:46
Wake & Bake Early in the afternoon when I get outta bed It could be a deleted scene from Day Of The Dead My liver, it seems comatised, my brain’s in outta space I gotta get back to life and I know just the way Here we go! Feel the powerflow rushing through your veins Wake & Bake! Feelin’ low? Let the green wizard help you on your way Wake & Bake! Don’t be scared! It’s a gift and a blessing all in one Wake & Bake! Legalize! Wake & Bake It picks you up and it will never let you down After all the partying, I wake up in a daze I need a magic trick to put some colour in my face A kickstart of my senses and a re-start of my mind A shot of bright green energy to open up my eyes Sometimes I sit and wonder what I will do today What bands I’m gonna listen to, what games I’m gonna play I roll myself a fat one, prepare myself a snack Live the life, that’s what I call it Some people have a problem with HOW I live my life I don’t have time to give a fuck, too busy getting high I wake up and I bake ‘em, then turn on the TV Take comfort in the thought, Mary Jane is always there for me
8.
Lord Kill-A-Lot He has traveled through time Just in order to find The purest souls to destroy And he does it with joy He’s a killer, a beast Murdering is a feast Taking lives is his business And it’s good Alone At night He’ll come to take your life He cuts You bleed You suffer while he feeds He’s hiding in the shadows waiting for a chance Patient as a predator He’s a stranger to emotions, he shows no remorse And tonight he’s coming after you Why say A prayer No one is gonna hear Now run, little piggy, run as fast as you can But it’s a given fact, no escape from this man Yeah, all have failed and now all are dead They wanted to live, he wanted their heads He’s a gentlemen, a killer and a demon of old Many tried to defy him and ended up cold Cut up, mutilated in a nameless grave You might call them stupid, you might call them brave Turning murder into art, he’s Lord-Kill-A-Lot Pulling all your limbs apart, he’s Lord-Kill-A-Lot He will see the death of you, he’s Lord-Kill-A-Lot Loooooooord Kiiiiiiiillll Aaaaaaaa Loooooottt Why say A prayer No one is gonna hear
9.
Gonna Rip Your Head Off I wasn’t gonna do it but the shit you’ve pulled has got me seein’ red Now I feel it is my duty to end it all, I want you dead This year I will decorate my christmas tree with your intestines and your blood Do not beg me for forgiveness, to late now, you’re gonna die, you’re gonna rot (in Hell!)
10.
March Of The Mentally Ill Once upon a time in a land far away... The power went out, that’s how it started The guards tried to stop them, but paid with their lives Security breach, computers outsmarted The staff all got butchered, cut open with knives Nightfall provided a welcome escape-route A straight-jacket army dissappeared in the night No leaders, no game-plan, just bloodlust and hatred Turning each town into one ugly sight March of the mentally ill The army grew bigger, in strength and in numbers Local police were in over their head Soldiers were brought in to restore the order They sealed off the region and buried the dead Supplies soon ran out but the army was hungry Corpses of humans were stripped of their flesh The glasses were filled with the blood of the innocent Drink to insanity, hail the possessed! March of the mentally ill There was no question of surrender, giving up without a fight Live free or die in total freedom, no longer locked away each night They searched around for proper weapons and took position in the hills The higher ground gave them advantage, they were ready to destroy... and kill! The poor little soldiers that went up there did not stand chance And the straight-jacket army continued its way through the lands This is the legend of the march of the mentally ill (based on a true story)
11.
Confessions Of A Crab-Man All my life I have not been accepted An outcast, an alien Didn’t wanna do it But they left me no choice Pushed too far, lost my mind My exoskeleton can take the beatings But it hurts so much inside Hide my tail under my thorax But I might go out and kill tonight Killed a man with my bare claws Used his flesh for vindaloo Now my kids Are playing with his bones And use his skin for drawing too I never thought it’d come to this Cut off his head and slit his wrists By Carcinus, what have I done But there’s only so much a crab can take before he fuckin’ snaps He started it and then I won This must remain a secret One that I’ll take to the grave I’ll get the chair for this one My family will be enslaved I just gotta smile and walk away I cross the street sideways Change my shell because I can Accept the fact, I’m not a humanoid But more than once I’ve killed a man
12.
Make Up Your Mind Or Die You want A, you want B You want 1,2 and 3 You want left, you want right You want day, you want night Make up your mind or die I’ve got better things to do, don’t need you to waste my time Make up your mind or die Indecisive stupid imbecile You want Pepsi, you want Coke All I wanna do is choke You, pathetic excuse for a human being Didn’t know that they made ‘em this dumb Make up your mind or die I’ve got better things to do, don’t need you to waste my time Make up your mind or die Indecisive stupid imbecile Making decisions is a must in life To achieve the dreams for which we strive So how can it be that you still exist? When you can never decide which side to pick Which way to go, which door to close I should pull out your teeth and break you nose Maybe then you will see that you will soon be dead If you don’t make up that little brain inside your head
13.
Slimer’s Revenge There’s panic all around! There’s a brand new kid in town Green, slimy and posessed Yeah, he’s different from the rest He ain’t gonna take no shit From some stupid human kid Ecto-cooler in his hand Slime is gonna hit the fan Beware! Slimer’s Revenge! The wrath! Slimer’s Revenge! Venkman’s gonna die Slimer’s got the evil eye Some say he’s Belushi’s ghost Broccoli he fears the most Too long he’s been pushed around Bashed and labelled as a clown Raising chaos with his friend Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Mean (mean), green (green), killing machine Leaving traces of slime, feeds on pizza and ice-cream Thrashes the neighbourhood, no one is save Total destruction, just like a shockwave blast! Yeah, you had it coming and you know it! Yeah, Slimer is back and here to show it! He has come for you all Who are you gonna call? Cause it’s game-over now You’re the 8, he’s the cueball Breaking though windows Blasting through walls Ghostbusters can’t help you now... Slimer’s Revenge!
14.
Metal Punx Never Die! Exit light, enter darkness Drown the whole in blood This disease called humanity There’s no cure, let them rot As we stand on the barricades Watch everything burn We’re the rats, we’re the roaches We will have our turn Metal punx....never die! Fear the strength of the thrasher Who only sees red See the hate in the eyes of the punk on the corner As he challenges death So-called civilisation Will come to an end We shall speed up the downfall Adjust and amend
15.
Mushroom Cloud A desert zone, some foreign land Things got a little out of hand The sergeant took a sleeping pill And left the troops with time to kill They went into the testing zone And there it was, all alone The infamous red button Peer pressure got the best of them They gathered round and then they slammed this trigger of destruction What followed then, a massive bang A light so bright, it blinded them A nuclear blast across the sand Set fire to this withered land The soldiers started to regret And panic got the best of them The fire squad was waiting How could they have been so dumb? Cause now nothing could save them from An quick honorless ending Mushroom cloud Master of the sky Mushroom cloud Do you wanna fry? Mushroom cloud No one lives to tell Mushroom cloud A one-way ticket straight to hell / the Reaper will collect the souls Pillar of death and destruction Bringer of misery and pain Nuclear detonation put an end to all that lives Thunderstorms and fireballs made sure nothing survived What started as a drunken act of foolishness and fun Has turned into a nuclear zone for centuries to come

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Produced by Andy Classen & Insanity Alert.
Recorded & mixed at Stage One Studio, Borgentreich (DE),
by Andy Classen, 23-30 April 2016
Mastered by Joel Grind, Portland, OR (USA), May 2016.
All music written and arranged by Insanity Alert.
All lyrics by Heavy Kevy
except ‘Why Is David Guetta Still Alive?’ by The Grave Of Death.
Cover Artwork by James Callahan @ Barf Comics

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released September 23, 2016

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Insanity Alert Innsbruck, Austria

Insanity Alert is a thrash band from Innsbruck, Austria. Started in 2011, influenced by the likes of S.O.D., DRI, Suicidal Tendencies, Bones Brigade, Municipal Waste, Toxic Holocaust and Nuclear Assault. Our mission: Thrash hard, smoke weed, drink beer, watch football and skate once in awhile. ... more

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