First Diagnosis

by Insanity Alert

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Recorded live at Backyard Blastbox, Innsbruck (AT), 11th of March, 2012
Mixed by Christoph Reese


released March 21, 2012

All music by Insanity Alert, lyrics by Heavy Kevy


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Insanity Alert Innsbruck, Austria

Insanity Alert is a thrash band from Innsbruck, Austria. Started in 2011, influenced by the likes of S.O.D., DRI, Suicidal Tendencies, Bones Brigade, Municipal Waste, Toxic Holocaust and Nuclear Assault. Our mission: Thrash hard, smoke weed, drink beer, watch football and skate once in awhile. ... more


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Track Name: Glorious Thrash
Glorious Thrash

Glorious we’ll rise…

Spit out by humanity, embraced by the devil
We’re taking this shit to a whole different level
Let the forces of evil awaken the dead
Fear the strength of the thrashers who only see red
Glorious we’ll rise

Thrash, glorious thrash, glorious thrash, glorious thrash!

Drunk, weed-infested, and slightly insane
Like the deadliest virus attacking the brain
An army of zombies and creatures alike
Slaughter all who resist, turn the day into night
Glorious we’ll rise

Victory is ours
No one will survive
Corpses in the streets
Glorious we’ll rise
Track Name: Blood Beach
Blood Beach

The legend speaks of a place on the coast
A once lovely beach that’s posessed by a ghost
No one, they say, has ever returned
Keep that in mind if you were thinking of visiting

Blood Beach!
You’re all gonna die
Blood Beach!
Your most evil nightmare come true
Blood Beach!
Look up to the sky
Blood Beach!
The only way out is in pieces

Crazy old lady gets sucked in the sand
A kid builds a castle and loses a hand
Daddy is bleeding, got bit by a shark
Evil reigns here in the darkest of places

Mommy is crying, but there’s nothing she can do
Blood thirsty demons are coming for her too
She can run, she can hide but she can never get away
Yeah she knows she won’t live to see another day
Blood beach!
Track Name: Straight-Jacket Mosh
Straight-Jacket Mosh

They locked me up, late last night
The walls are padded, the lights too bright
Injected drugs to keep me calm
But I feel like a cluster bomb

Ready to explode
Take down everything around
Can’t control me now
Slam it to the ground

Straight-Jacket Mosh!
Keep your hands below your waist
Straight-Jacket Mosh!
Isolation you must face

The dude next door is freaking out
No fuckin clue what he’s on about
The screams down the hall are getting stronger
Don’t think I can take this shit much longer

But my hands are tied
Tied somewhere below my waist
There seems no way out
Isolation I must face

Mental illness, schizophrenia, depression, anxiety disorder
These are not the case, my only bad is taking some weed across the border
Track Name: Braincell Massacre
Braincell Massacre

Troops in position
Our orders are clear
Fight till the last one falls

The weapons we use
Silver Pearl and beer
Braincells, we’ve come for you all

Show them no mercy
Show no regret
Destroy every single last one

Resistance is futile
There is no escape
The battle is over and done

Braincell Massacre!
You will all be destroyed

Slaughter the young ones
Slaughter the old
Slaughter the weak and the strong

Full frontal attack
It’s an ugly sight
But when the smoke disappears, we have won

This is no school trip
It’s total war
Line ‘em up and take ‘em out

Class A Ammunition
Premium stuff
Powerblast, round after round
Track Name: Crucified By Zombies
Crucified By Zombies

Just the other night I was walking down the street
Had the feeling I was gonna die
Something strange was following me
I could hear its evil cries
I was just about to run, felt a hand on my shoulder
Turned around and there they were
The undead with nails and a hammer
It all happened in a blur

They dragged along a wooden cross
Crucified by zombies, crucified by zombies
Show the human who is boss
Crucified by zombies, crucified by zombies
Hung me high, left there to rot
Crucified by zombies, crucified by zombies
I was crucified... by zombies!

This had to be a dream, there's no way this shit was real
I thought: This haze, it really fucks you up!
But it wasn't very long until I realized
That I was really shit outta luck
Like I said, I tried to run, but these fuckers took me down
I ended facedown on the street
There was hatred in their eyes, but they didn't speak a word
They were gonna make the human bleed

Bleedin’ like a pig, I had to get away
So I offered them a joint, but they just ran away
Turned out they had smoked my weed and got all paranoid
I just pulled out all the nails and jumped down from the cross
That's right!

I’ve got the scars to prove it
I was crucified ... by zombies!
Track Name: Run To The Pit
Run To The Pit

The weekend came after a week
Of school and work, pure misery
A case of beer, a bag of weed
The sound of thrash is all we need

We first meet up outside the club
We’ll pound some cans, we’ll get warmed up
Then we’ll go in, where we shall be
Thrashing for eternity

Moshing through smoke clouds and empty cans
Stagediving into the pit
We are the thrashers, it’s not nice to meet you
Fuck you, we don’t give a shit
This is our playground, it’s where we belong
The pit gets you higher than hits from the bong

Run to the pit, mosh for your life
Run to the pit, mosh for your life

Security man across the fence
Killing and raping the fun
We’re thrashing and slamming like hell in the pit
Crushing skulls, drinking beer, smoking blunts
It’s like a jungle in front of the stage
Banging your head and smashing your face

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