Moshburger

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Produced by Andy Classen & Insanity Alert.
Recorded & mixed at Stage One Studio, Borgentreich (DE),
by Andy Classen, 23-30 April 2016
Mastered by Joel Grind, Portland, OR (USA), May 2016.
All music written and arranged by Insanity Alert.
All lyrics by Heavy Kevy
except ‘Why Is David Guetta Still Alive?’ by The Grave Of Death.
Cover Artwork by James Callahan @ Barf Comics

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released September 23, 2016

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Insanity Alert Innsbruck, Austria

Insanity Alert is a thrash band from Innsbruck, Austria. Started in 2011, influenced by the likes of S.O.D., DRI, Suicidal Tendencies, Bones Brigade, Municipal Waste, Toxic Holocaust and Nuclear Assault. Our mission: Thrash hard, smoke weed, drink beer, watch football and skate once in awhile. ... more

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Track Name: Disco Demolition
Disco Demolition

The butt-jump, the boogaloo, the wheel and the split
They won’t last a minute performed in the pit
They dub it, they jazz it, we’ll shred it and thrash it
we’re derailing the soul train tonight

Four on the floor
Counterculture for losers, opinionless wimps
Robot galore
As they follow their leaders, blind to the world

The hustle will crumble and vanish in blood
Their dancefloors shall perish, slowly they’ll rot
The screams, the fire, they all serve a higher
Purpose, as our swords strike ‘em down

Four on the floor
Counterculture for losers, opinionless wimps
Robot galore
As they follow their leaders, blind to the world

Electronic rape of identity
Dance to the beat with the herd
Laserbeam indoctrination
Theater of the absurd

No one in their right mind
Could stand that shit all night
It’s up to us to save them now
Fear not my friend, I’ll tell you how
The solution is total destruction

Disco demolition is the only way to go
Track Name: Life's Too Short (For Longboards)
Life’s Too Short (For Longboards)

Life’s too short
For longboards, for longboards

I see ‘em everywhere
It’s like a pestilence
Life’s too short
Don’t wanna think about it

I need to clear the air
I am a friendly person
Life’s too short
Why should I care about it?

But everywhere I go these dorks are getting in my way
I tell them to fuck off and die, hey what else can I say?
These trendy fuckin’ wannabees are ruining my fun
Open up the gates of hell, the war has just begun

Whatever happened to
The world that I once knew
Life’s too short
I woke up in a nightmare

Everyone’s sliding by
It makes me wanna die, but
Life’s too short
For me to leave already

Dude... that’s not a skateboard
You call it cruiser, well, I call it a cancer
It’s a fuckin disease, rollin’ down the street,
and it’s bothering me, can’t you see?
Man, fuck this shit, I don’t have time for this,
I don’t have time for this, cause
Track Name: Pact With Satan
Pact With Satan

Made a pact with Satan and he told me to skate
Drop outta school and stay out late
Smoke weed everyday, party every night
Thrash maximum speed till the mornin’ light
Made a pact with Satan cause I’m better off that way

Satan told me: “Don’t forget!
Raise your fist and bang your head
Devilhorns up in the sky!
Obey me now or you will die!”
For the glory, for the win
Don’t give up and don’t give in
Mosh till death, let evil reign
Start the age of the insane

Made a pact with Satan, signed my name in blood
Sold my soul to the devil, yeah to hell with God
I’m in Satan’s debt for eternity
But I shall not fear, he will look after me
Made a pact with Satan, in Hell you all shall rot

Satan told me: “Don’t forget!
Raise your fist and bang your head
Devilhorns up in the sky!
Obey me now or you will die!”
For the glory, for the win
Don’t give up and don’t give in
Mosh till death, let evil reign
Start the age of the insane
Track Name: Desinfektor
Desinfektor

Time to kill some micro-organisms
Bacteria and more
Chemicals and UV radiation
Destroy all endospores

Burning eyes, rotting skin, hair is falling out
The result of a virus working overtime, no doubt
Getting weaker by the minute,
seeing double and you’re coughing up blood
Have no fear, in this world I am God

Desinfektor!!!

Aggressive biocides, they show no mercy
Living tissue they infect
You’re in need of a force to dispose of all this horror?
Well, you’ve come to the best

Burning eyes, rotting skin, hair is falling out
The result of a virus working overtime, no doubt
Getting weaker by the minute,
seeing double and you’re coughing up blood
Have no fear, in this world I am God

Desinfektor!!!

You thought you were fine, you were doing alright
It caught you off-guard like a thief in the night
Now you’re on the floor, gasping for air
Caught in your own toxic hemisphere
You lost all control over body and mind
A dead lump of meat, switched off and confined
Biocides took you down, and they want you dead
Let me handle this shit, cause you’re in way over your head
Track Name: The Times Are A-Thrashin’
The Times Are A-Thrashin’

Come gather ‘round thrashers
Report to the pit
Don’t listen to reason
They’re all full of shit

The world is a warzone
Corrupt to the bone
Most people aren’t worth savin’

The times are a-thrashin, let us rage
Let’s punch the whole world in the face
Times are a-thrashin

Come moshers, headbangers
Please heed the call
Let’s kick in the doors
And let’s slam in the hall

Their lines will be crossed
As our curse will descend
Where is their God now to save them?

The times are a-thrashin, let us rage
Let’s punch the whole world in the face
Times are a-thrashin 4 x

They want us dead until we die here
We’re only fuel for their machine
So let us cause a short circuit
Live and die by our means

We push them aside
And take what they have
Destroy what they love
Annihilate them

Come gather ‘round thrashers
Report to the pit
Don’t listen to reason
They’re all full of shit

The world is a warzone
Corrupt to the bone
Most people aren’t worth savin’
Where is their God now?
Track Name: Why Is David Guetta Still Alive?
Why Is David Guetta Still Alive?

Work hard, play hard, keep partyin’ like it`s your job
Can someone put an end to this, can someone make the beat stop?
The world is full of shit and freaks, so many pay the price
I wonder why no one has stopped this musical demise

Why is David Guetta still Alive?

Dance of the apocalypse, pollution of our ears
Who’s burning down the house, we need coureagous volunteers
The discs need to be ruined, turntables vandalized.
So many questions answered, one question never dies

Why is David Guetta still Alive?
Track Name: Wake & Bake
Wake & Bake

Early in the afternoon when I get outta bed
It could be a deleted scene from Day Of The Dead
My liver, it seems comatised, my brain’s in outta space
I gotta get back to life and I know just the way

Here we go!
Feel the powerflow rushing through your veins
Wake & Bake!

Feelin’ low?
Let the green wizard help you on your way
Wake & Bake!

Don’t be scared!
It’s a gift and a blessing all in one
Wake & Bake!

Legalize!
Wake & Bake
It picks you up and it will never let you down

After all the partying, I wake up in a daze
I need a magic trick to put some colour in my face
A kickstart of my senses and a re-start of my mind
A shot of bright green energy to open up my eyes

Sometimes I sit and wonder what I will do today
What bands I’m gonna listen to, what games I’m gonna play
I roll myself a fat one, prepare myself a snack
Live the life, that’s what I call it

Some people have a problem with HOW I live my life
I don’t have time to give a fuck, too busy getting high
I wake up and I bake ‘em, then turn on the TV
Take comfort in the thought, Mary Jane is always there
for me
Track Name: Lord Kill-A-Lot
Lord Kill-A-Lot

He has traveled through time
Just in order to find
The purest souls to destroy
And he does it with joy
He’s a killer, a beast
Murdering is a feast
Taking lives is his business
And it’s good

Alone
At night
He’ll come to take your life

He cuts
You bleed
You suffer while he feeds

He’s hiding in the shadows waiting for a chance
Patient as a predator
He’s a stranger to emotions, he shows no remorse
And tonight he’s coming after you

Why say
A prayer
No one is gonna hear

Now run, little piggy, run as fast as you can
But it’s a given fact, no escape from this man
Yeah, all have failed and now all are dead
They wanted to live, he wanted their heads
He’s a gentlemen, a killer and a demon of old
Many tried to defy him and ended up cold
Cut up, mutilated in a nameless grave
You might call them stupid, you might call them brave

Turning murder into art, he’s
Lord-Kill-A-Lot
Pulling all your limbs apart, he’s
Lord-Kill-A-Lot
He will see the death of you, he’s
Lord-Kill-A-Lot
Loooooooord Kiiiiiiiillll Aaaaaaaa Loooooottt

Why say
A prayer
No one is gonna hear
Track Name: Gonna Rip Your Head Off
Gonna Rip Your Head Off

I wasn’t gonna do it but the shit you’ve pulled has got me seein’ red
Now I feel it is my duty to end it all, I want you dead

This year I will decorate my christmas tree with your intestines and your blood
Do not beg me for forgiveness, to late now, you’re gonna die, you’re gonna rot (in Hell!)
Track Name: March Of The Mentally Ill
March Of The Mentally Ill

Once upon a time in a land far away...

The power went out, that’s how it started
The guards tried to stop them, but paid with their lives
Security breach, computers outsmarted
The staff all got butchered, cut open with knives

Nightfall provided a welcome escape-route
A straight-jacket army dissappeared in the night
No leaders, no game-plan, just bloodlust and hatred
Turning each town into one ugly sight

March of the mentally ill

The army grew bigger, in strength and in numbers
Local police were in over their head
Soldiers were brought in to restore the order
They sealed off the region and buried the dead

Supplies soon ran out but the army was hungry
Corpses of humans were stripped of their flesh
The glasses were filled with the blood of the innocent
Drink to insanity, hail the possessed!

March of the mentally ill

There was no question of surrender,
giving up without a fight
Live free or die in total freedom,
no longer locked away each night
They searched around for proper weapons and
took position in the hills
The higher ground gave them advantage,
they were ready to destroy... and kill!

The poor little soldiers that went up there
did not stand chance
And the straight-jacket army
continued its way through the lands
This is the legend of the march of the mentally ill
(based on a true story)
Track Name: Confessions Of Crabman
Confessions Of A Crab-Man

All my life
I have not been accepted
An outcast, an alien

Didn’t wanna do it
But they left me no choice
Pushed too far, lost my mind

My exoskeleton can take the beatings
But it hurts so much inside
Hide my tail under my thorax
But I might go out and kill tonight

Killed a man
with my bare claws
Used his flesh for vindaloo

Now my kids
Are playing with his bones
And use his skin for drawing too

I never thought it’d come to this
Cut off his head and slit his wrists
By Carcinus, what have I done

But there’s only so much a crab
can take before he fuckin’ snaps
He started it and then I won

This must remain a secret
One that I’ll take to the grave
I’ll get the chair for this one
My family will be enslaved
I just gotta smile and walk away

I cross the street sideways
Change my shell because I can
Accept the fact, I’m not a humanoid
But more than once I’ve killed a man
Track Name: Make Up Your Mind Or Die
Make Up Your Mind Or Die

You want A, you want B
You want 1,2 and 3
You want left, you want right
You want day, you want night

Make up your mind or die
I’ve got better things to do, don’t need you to waste my time
Make up your mind or die
Indecisive stupid imbecile

You want Pepsi, you want Coke
All I wanna do is choke
You, pathetic excuse for a human being
Didn’t know that they made ‘em this dumb

Make up your mind or die
I’ve got better things to do, don’t need you to waste my time
Make up your mind or die
Indecisive stupid imbecile

Making decisions is a must in life
To achieve the dreams for which we strive
So how can it be that you still exist?
When you can never decide which side to pick
Which way to go, which door to close
I should pull out your teeth and break you nose
Maybe then you will see that you will soon be dead
If you don’t make up that little brain inside your head
Track Name: Slimer's Revenge
Slimer’s Revenge

There’s panic all around!
There’s a brand new kid in town
Green, slimy and posessed
Yeah, he’s different from the rest
He ain’t gonna take no shit
From some stupid human kid
Ecto-cooler in his hand
Slime is gonna hit the fan

Beware!
Slimer’s Revenge!
The wrath!
Slimer’s Revenge!

Venkman’s gonna die
Slimer’s got the evil eye
Some say he’s Belushi’s ghost
Broccoli he fears the most
Too long he’s been pushed around
Bashed and labelled as a clown
Raising chaos with his friend
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Mean (mean), green (green), killing machine
Leaving traces of slime, feeds on pizza and ice-cream
Thrashes the neighbourhood, no one is save
Total destruction, just like a shockwave blast!

Yeah, you had it coming and you know it!
Yeah, Slimer is back and here to show it!
He has come for you all
Who are you gonna call?
Cause it’s game-over now
You’re the 8, he’s the cueball
Breaking though windows
Blasting through walls
Ghostbusters can’t help you now...
Slimer’s Revenge!
Track Name: Metal Punx Never Die!
Metal Punx Never Die!

Exit light, enter darkness
Drown the whole in blood
This disease called humanity
There’s no cure, let them rot

As we stand on the barricades
Watch everything burn
We’re the rats, we’re the roaches
We will have our turn

Metal punx....never die!

Fear the strength of the thrasher
Who only sees red
See the hate in the eyes of the punk on the corner
As he challenges death

So-called civilisation
Will come to an end
We shall speed up the downfall
Adjust and amend
Track Name: Mushroom Cloud
Mushroom Cloud

A desert zone, some foreign land
Things got a little out of hand
The sergeant took a sleeping pill
And left the troops with time to kill

They went into the testing zone
And there it was, all alone
The infamous red button
Peer pressure got the best of them
They gathered round and then they slammed
this trigger of destruction

What followed then, a massive bang
A light so bright, it blinded them
A nuclear blast across the sand
Set fire to this withered land

The soldiers started to regret
And panic got the best of them
The fire squad was waiting
How could they have been so dumb?
Cause now nothing could save them from
An quick honorless ending

Mushroom cloud
Master of the sky
Mushroom cloud
Do you wanna fry?
Mushroom cloud
No one lives to tell
Mushroom cloud
A one-way ticket straight to hell /
the Reaper will collect the souls

Pillar of death and destruction
Bringer of misery and pain
Nuclear detonation put an end to all that lives
Thunderstorms and fireballs made sure nothing survived
What started as a drunken act of foolishness and fun
Has turned into a nuclear zone for centuries to come